Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.

[Black Diamond Vol]

I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their stupid little holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.

[Clockwork Orange]

Woo!   

[101stDad]

 

The only thing that could have made it any better would have been a Dwayne Case/Emery Freight Overnight and a Jeff Shepherd/punk reference.  

[PirateVOL]

Woo!   

like the rupparees,
I swallowed my whistle ...

[Navol]

Gold Medal Rant! Thomas Paine could have taken lessons from you!

[VoLynteer]

 

[ReVOLver]

Am I expected to delete this? Wouldn't that be like pushing through a circle of people who are oohing and aahing at a beautiful flower and ripping it up by the roots?

[RockinGrannyVol]

I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes. 

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud. 

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass. 

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years. 

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.

Well done!!
 

[bUTros bUTros-VOLlie]

I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.

and used to have about 1/3 not very long ago. They also kicked a$$ for us in our revolution and in 1812. Must have won something, huh...to have that much territory? Calipari is no Napoleon.

[BigOrange Maniac]

  

[SmokeyJoe]

Hear, Hear!  I'm going to share this with some UK friends

[tnflower]

I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.

Wow.....now, look here kids.........this is what a REAL rant looks like. Wish I could have heard it too.  

[midtnvol]

decent. Understated, but decent.

[101stDad]

Hear, Hear!  I'm going to share this with some UK friends

You have UK friends?  That expains a lot.    

[XHotlanta]

DAYUM!   That's a "keepers" post to be inscribed on the next Voyager spacecraft launched into space to be read by all civilizations everywhere ... TNX for posting that pal.  You da' man!   

[iVol]

Please pin this for a while
This rant is HOF worthy!!!!

[EmerilVOL]

Am I expected to delete this? Wouldn't that be like pushing through a circle of people who are oohing and aahing at a beautiful flower and ripping it up by the roots?

Touch that tulip and you'll get some serious crap at the next tailgate you attend!!!!