We had some Cincy fans behind us who were pretty cocky early on. It was pretty well diminished by halftime.
One of them was named Mike. His friend apparently knew nothing about football and was constantly asking questions. It was pretty hilarious by the time the lead expanded to 21 early in the second half.
Andy: So what's wrong with our defense Mike?
Mike: Same as last year, Andy. We just don't have a defense.
Andy: Our defense just isn't playing well, Mike, dontchathink?
Mike: We don't have a defense, Andy.
Andy: Hey, Mike, what do you think's wrong with our defense? Do you think we didn't spend enough time in practice this week?
Mike: *silence*
Andy: Mike, I say dontchathink something is wrong with our defense?
Mike: We don't have a defense, Andy.
Andy: (late 2nd quarter) It's not looking good for the Bearcats, Mike.
Andy: (early 3rd quarter) It's looking like the Volunteers are gonna win, Mike.
Mike: *silence*
Andy: Mike, it looks like the Volunteers are gonna win, doesn't it?
Mike: *silence*
Andy: (after Cincy field goal) Mike, you know what the Bearcats need now? The Bearcats need a stop and then another touchdown.
Mike: The Bearcats haven't scored a touchdown since the first quarter.
Andy: Oh, that's true, Mike.
Andy: (after next UT score) Mike, these guys are scoring pretty easily on our defense, dontchathink?
Mike: *silence*
Andy: Mike, dontchathink these guys are scoring too easily on our D?
Mike: Just watch the game, Andy.
