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« on: September 15, 2011, 04:03:23 EDT »
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
 After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles,
but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
 Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
 I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 04:55:15 EDT »
    Thanks Mom for giving me the chance to try out the new icons...LOL Hugs!
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 12:58:03 EDT »
 
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 04:44:35 EDT »
Quote from: UT Mom on September 15, 2011, 04:03:23 EDT
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
 After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles,
but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
 Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
 I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents
 
 

Yeah and his dad only got a quarterback from all that money he spent getting his kid to college too!!

 
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