I just got an email from a soldier in Iraq who says that he needs my help moving 8 million dollars into the U.S. It appears that this money was found in barrels in some of Saddam's mansions. This soldier is asking me to contact him and make arrangements to move this money. This appears to be a much better deal than the one sent by the Nigerian price. I'm still waiting for the money to be transfered to me on that one but I'm expecting it any day now. A U.S. soldier will certainly be prompt sending me this tax free cash.
So long losers. When I get that money, I'm out of here.
