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« on: April 10, 2012, 02:27:55 EDT »

Every time I call him and he answers the phone "Good morning, Johnson Wang" I have to hold back a chuckle. You can't make up stuff like that.
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 02:58:17 EDT »

I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho.
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 03:20:06 EDT »

I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho.

You made that up.
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 04:11:11 EDT »

I had a female client whose first name was Dorcas.
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 04:39:54 EDT »

You made that up.

Nope.  True story.  In fact, I ran into him just last year when I was up in Knoxville.
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 04:40:56 EDT »

Nope.  True story.  In fact, I ran into him just last year when I was up in Knoxville.

LOL. That would be awesome

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 04:41:49 EDT »

I had a female client whose first name was Dorcas.

i think that's a biblical name.
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 05:46:38 EDT »

I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho.
Damn...................................johnson wang/phat ho.......................................priceless......

 
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2012, 11:13:42 EDT »

I had a kid in my class once an his last name was "FIFE"! I promise that this is true, his sisters name was "Channel Number Fife"!
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2012, 02:41:52 EDT »

When my wife was working in social services, she had to go out in the lobby to call out "Phat Ho. Is there a Phat Ho in the lobby?".  She said she got a lot of strange and mad looks as the lady got up and walked to her.  She said part way through she realized what she had said.  She had to go to the bathroom for a couple of minutes until she quit laughing.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2012, 03:13:11 EDT »

I have a colleague named "Les Johnson".   And Les is his middle name.  He just doesn't seem to get it.   
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2012, 05:10:32 EDT »

I used to work with two accountants whose last names were Chaffin and Peters... They left to start their own firm, too... Chaffin - Peters.

My advisor contact at TTU COB (before I settled on Bethel for my MBA) was Barbara Glasscock.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2012, 04:40:42 EDT »

I used to work with two accountants whose last names were Chaffin and Peters... They left to start their own firm, too... Chaffin - Peters.

My advisor contact at TTU COB (before I settled on Bethel for my MBA) was Barbara Glasscock.
I grew up with a boy named Hunter Beavers. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2012, 09:58:07 EDT »

I grew up with a boy named Hunter Beavers. 

When I was in high school me and three of my choir buddies got two days of in school suspension because we were practicing for a talent show after school in the ISS room and signed the ISS sign in sheet with names like "Craven Morehead", "Anita Morehead", "Phil McCrotch", etc. Our voice coach ratted us out. The principal was not amused... he said "If you think it's so funny you can just sit in there for 2 days" and made us wear nametags with one of the names on it. I was "Phil McCrotch". No way that would fly today, but it was hilarious and embarrassing all at the same time.

I am cracking up just thinking about it. Maybe one day I'll actually grow up. Ahh, high school. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2012, 03:21:34 EDT »

This is the god honest true when I was in the navy I worked with a guy named Jeff Dick.  His wife's first name was named Anita.  Too funny to be not true. 
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2012, 06:49:58 EDT »

I just got an email from a woman whose last name is Bedgood.
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