I never said I hated people with tattoos. It's just that I would hate myself with a tattoo. I once dated a tatted girl...but that was a long time ago.
When UT beat UF in 2001, my roommate went out the next day and got a Power T tattooed on his shoulder. The next Saturday, as we were getting liqoured up in preparation for the SECC against LSU, he challenged me to get a matching tattoo in the event we won the NC. I was drunk enough at the time that it sounded like a good idea, so I agreed. Of course, we all know how this story ends. I remain ink-less to this day.