So, I was walking around town and I saw that there was a Muslim Book Store.
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the sales assistant gave me the
stink eye but asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, Do you have
a copy of Donald Trumps book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding
Muslims and illegal aliens?
The assistant said, Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!
I said, Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?
