You can't make this shizzle up

[BanditVol]

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/02/21/nick-saban-meets-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-tour

Zuckerberg and satan...together. The concentration of douche in the room was the most intense in the history of the universe.   

So Zuckerberg explained how to steal a company, and Saban gave tips on buying players?  Or did they just both compare notes on how, if an old lady happens to be in the way, you knock her over and then kick her in the throat so she can't stand up.  Or did they just plot some evil plan to take over the entire universe? Inquiring minds want to know! 

[73Volgrad]

Saban probably wanted to know how to access the dark web Facebook pages so he could communicate with prospects without the NCAA finding out. That is what my tin-foil hat contacts say.