I've learned so much on twitter the past couple weeks

[Black Diamond Vol]

Such as the fact that I can get "high-caliber magazines", chainsaw bayonets, and heat-seeking bullets for my "full semi-auto machine gun", and I can buy it all at my local Wal-Mart. Awesome.

[Creek Walker]

I read an op-ed somewhere this morning (the NYT, I think) claiming that guns are becoming "more lethal." Where do they come up with this stuff? 

[Black Diamond Vol]

I read an op-ed somewhere this morning (the NYT, I think) claiming that guns are becoming "more lethal." Where do they come up with this stuff? 

I don't own a gun.  The extent of my gun knowledge comes from a 2 day crash-course on the M16 in basic training.  After that, I never again carried and/or fired a gun in the line of duty (at that time, there was no need for AF maintainers stationed stateside to receive any further training).  And yet I somehow know more than these so-called "experts" with their blue check marks on twitter.

I mean, Piers Morgan actually said that the AR15 can fire 3000 rounds per minute. WTAF?

[FLVOL]

I've developed the ability to laugh, cringe and roll my eyes simultaneously