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« on: June 12, 2020, 02:53:50 EDT »

I will be leaving the office at 11:30 today as usual on Friday. I will continue my social distancing on my lawn mower.

Thank you. That is all. Carry on.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2020, 07:22:23 EDT »

I will be leaving the office at 11:30 today as usual on Friday. I will continue my social distancing on my lawn mower.

Thank you. That is all. Carry on.
Virtually mowing the grass while drinking?
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2020, 07:28:59 EDT »

Virtually mowing the grass while drinking?

It's ok, he "virtually" works 4.5 days a week ...

The good news is that for 4.5 days a week droner's liver gets a break ...
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2020, 10:38:50 EDT »

Virtually mowing the grass while drinking?


Could be watching his robo-mower do the work, but I doubt it, Droner is too old school for that.   
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2020, 12:23:39 EDT »

It's ok, he "virtually" works 4.5 days a week ...

The good news is that for 4.5 days a week droner's liver gets a break ...
So does this “virtually” cancel out his Wine purchases too?  If you have a virtual wine and a virtual liver does this mean you are virtually there for the happy hours?
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2020, 12:59:12 EDT »

So does this “virtually” cancel out his Wine purchases too?  If you have a virtual wine and a virtual liver does this mean you are virtually there for the happy hours?

I could (virtually) go with that ...
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