See if you can spot the Jersey stereotype in this video

[Black Diamond Vol]

It's very subtle, but look closely...

http://www.hlntv.com/video/2012/05/02/new-jersey-mom-accused-taking-five-year-old-daughter-tanning

[BigOrange Maniac]

Good grief that's frightening. And she's got 5 kids...so presumably someone had sex with a walking stick of beef jerky 5 times.

Something doesn't add up though. She isn't nearly that dark in her mug shot. She must've bought out the entire stock of Fake Bake at the Dollar General or spent about 3 straight days in the tanning bed before the reporter showed up.

[Volznut]

Good Lord. I always tell my friends who go to tanning beds to stop doing it...this is extreme for sure.

[volmeister]

Looks like the woman from There's Something About Mary.

[VoLynteer]

I used to work with a guy married to an extreme tanner.  She had that tanning bed odor about her all the time.  Once, at a Christmas party someone asked her if she was worried about cooking her organs.  You can get a very natural looking spray tan for less money and without the skin damage or smell.

[VinnieVOL]

I work with a lady who cooks herself daily in her own tanning bed.  Setting aside the health risks, how can people have so little self awareness to the fact that they look hideous?

[Black Diamond Vol]

I used to work with a guy married to an extreme tanner.  She had that tanning bed odor about her all the time.  Once, at a Christmas party someone asked her if she was worried about cooking her organs.  You can get a very natural looking spray tan for less money and without the skin damage or smell.

I've never used a tanning bed, and thus didn't realize they had a smell.  What is it, like a burnt skin smell?

[Volznut]

ugh...just be happy with your skin color

[VoLynteer]

I've never used a tanning bed, and thus didn't realize they had a smell.  What is it, like a burnt skin smell?

Yeah...kind of but if you use lotion that has a strong scent that gets mixed in with it.  I haven't been in a tanning bed in years.  I used to go before a vacation to get a base tan started but the smell is so nasty and the chemicals they clean the beds with broke me out and I never went again.  Sun Tan City's spray tan is awesome, though.

[Quasi EVol]

Yeah...kind of but if you use lotion that has a strong scent that gets mixed in with it.  I haven't been in a tanning bed in years.  I used to go before a vacation to get a base tan started but the smell is so nasty and the chemicals they clean the beds with broke me out and I never went again.  Sun Tan City's spray tan is awesome, though.

My wife stopped tanning in the '80s, but her friend didn't & her skin turned to leather in the '90s.  My wife claims the heat helped soothe her aching bones.  Hell, those UV rays probably irradiate halfway through the body.  She hasn't resorted to spraying - I'd be singing Rocky Top every time she showed her orange self!

[VoLynteer]

My wife stopped tanning in the '80s, but her friend didn't & her skin turned to leather in the '90s.  My wife claims the heat helped soothe her aching bones.  Hell, those UV rays probably irradiate halfway through the body.  She hasn't resorted to spraying - I'd be singing Rocky Top every time she showed her orange self!

It ain't orange.  I don't go around looking like Snooki.