Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......

[droner]

I swear 75% of the people that come to my office ask where the bathrooms are as soon as they get here. 

[HerbTarlekVol]

Maybe they are drinking as much wine as you are?   

[Tnphil]

Maybe when they see you it scares this piss out of them?

[PirateVOL]

Maybe when they see you it scares this piss out of them?

Ding!  We have a winner (it's the gold plated sheep sheers hanging on the wall behind his desk I'm sure)

[73Volgrad]

Droner, how far out in the sticks or how far off the beaten path is your office?  As a certified cranky old man, I never pass a bathroom without trying.

[Creek Walker]

It's pretty common medical knowledge that pressure on the prostate creates a sense of urgency to urinate. So how hard are you sticking it to them? 

[volsboy]

business. Some people won't.

[droner]

Droner, how far out in the sticks or how far off the beaten path is your office?  As a certified cranky old man, I never pass a bathroom without trying.

I'm in the city. It's like they wait until they get here to do it. I think they don't even go at home just so they can do it here. 

[BanditVol]

I'm in the city. It's like they wait until they get here to do it. I think they don't even go at home just so they can do it here. 

Probably just a long drive and you have mostly older clients.

No charge this time.   

[Volznut]

Take the urinal out of your office and they won't urinate in it