When they start dating, buy a 12-gauge shotgun & a handful of deer slugs & let their boyfriends know the "pumpkin balls" sometimes eliminate the need to field-dress carcasses!
I was going to ask about his gun cabinet; I'm guessing you have a daughter, too. My baby girl is now 33 so I'm long over it. I think I must have set an all-time record for holding my breath for about 5 years!
Since my first child was a baby girl, I still melt into a puddle of goo when I see someone else's little angels. Daddy, how big is that popa's pridefull chest? They are fine looking little ladies, for sure! You are and should be quite proud of your family and thanks for sharing.
GreggO