Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
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Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
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We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
See the show!
BTW, my favorite verse EVAH is from this song:
Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
https://www.youtube.com/v/VOCkwxOVeVk