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Title: Greetings...
Post by: BammerFan on October 22, 2013, 11:47:32 EDT
Don't be trying to hurt our players, cheaters.  :naughty:
(http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/bfa3a7ee53add1c.jpg)


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: volsboy on October 23, 2013, 12:41:49 EDT
Quit trying to pay our players. Our boys are good decent boys. Them Bama boys will ruin our lilly-white reputation. So are you still in the service? How have you been?


Title: Don't be fooled Volsboy
Post by: Jean Voljean on October 23, 2013, 01:15:02 EDT
Bammerfan is just a ruse started under the Stallings regime and continued to this day to trick us into believing that not all Crimson Tide followers are obnoxious tree killing knuckle draggers who pollute the otherwise pristine paradise of SEC football.

Oh yes, he may talk like a reasonable, enjoyable fellow football fan, but in reality is a diabolically constructed computer avatar designed to trap the unwary.  I wouldn't be surprised if his real existence doesn't reside somewhere deep within some highly classified government agency. 

And don't click on any of the links he posts from Russia Today.


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: droner on October 23, 2013, 01:25:33 EDT
Dang, UT must be blipping the map if Bama fans have come back to the board. That doesn't mean anything for Saturday but things might be getting back to normal around here.  :cool:


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: PirateVOL on October 23, 2013, 02:27:53 EDT
Don't be trying to hurt our players, cheaters.  :naughty:
(http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/bfa3a7ee53add1c.jpg)
Taken after drinking your "99 problems"????


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: BammerFan on October 23, 2013, 04:32:39 EDT
Quit trying to pay our players. Our boys are good decent boys. Them Bama boys will ruin our lilly-white reputation. So are you still in the service? How have you been?

Yes, still in the service...only six more years until I'm eligible to retire so I can't quit now. I've been pretty good, though this year has been stressful. The sequestration and government shutdown was starting to look like Christmas was going to be cancelled, but I suppose we are OK until the next Congressional poopfest. :bird: (to Congress, that is)


Title: Re: Don't be fooled Volsboy
Post by: BammerFan on October 23, 2013, 04:39:23 EDT
Bammerfan is just a ruse started under the Stallings regime and continued to this day to trick us into believing that not all Crimson Tide followers are obnoxious tree killing knuckle draggers who pollute the otherwise pristine paradise of SEC football.

Oh yes, he may talk like a reasonable, enjoyable fellow football fan, but in reality is a diabolically constructed computer avatar designed to trap the unwary.  I wouldn't be surprised if his real existence doesn't reside somewhere deep within some highly classified government agency. 

And don't click on any of the links he posts from Russia Today.

Solid advice in your last sentence...RT is a sponsored by the SVR and is an official propaganda arm of the Kremlin.

I'm not a government automaton, but I am fairly skilled at elicitation and provocation when the need arises. You're tax dollars weren't wasted. :patriot:



Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: BammerFan on October 23, 2013, 04:40:53 EDT
Taken after drinking your "99 problems"????

Sir, I do not believe that I would have a problem in the world if I was taking pictures of those headlights after drinking my problems away  :naughty: :tongue:


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: Screaming Eagle Dad on October 23, 2013, 03:37:58 EDT
Don't be trying to hurt our players, cheaters.  :naughty:
(http://outkickthecoverage.com/tyfoon/site/pages/images/bfa3a7ee53add1c.jpg)

Thats a real gooood loooookin shirt if ya know what I mean!!! :naughty:


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: Hollerboy on October 23, 2013, 04:21:02 EDT
I only have two things to say about that shirt..... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


Title: Re: Greetings...
Post by: Stogie Vol on October 23, 2013, 06:00:05 EDT
Come in, Tokyo...