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Title: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: Black Diamond Vol on November 30, 2012, 01:36:49 EST 10. To better keep tabs on his players' academic performance, he is to hold the dual position of Head Football Coach/Dean of Sociology
9. Prima Nocta rights to every new bride married in the state of Tennessee 8. Any player booted off the team or transferring is to be publicly shamed and excommunicated, "Branded" style: http://www.youtube.com/v/TXlUS5-ag_g 7. Restraining order against Lyn for the duration of his tenure 6. Written permission from the Governor to kick James Franklin's ass should their paths ever cross on the recruiting trail 5. Written permission from the Governor to kick Steve Spurrier's ass should their paths ever cross on the recruiting trail 4. Sunday Morning coach's show to be titled "The Jon fizzleing Gruden Power Hour" 3. Ownership stake in the Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Indians, Cleveland Cavaliers, Cleveland Golf Company, The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, and a private island in the middle of Lake Eerie 2. Weekly cameo on ABC's "Nashville" 1. Two words: The Chucksphere Title: Re: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: WoodstockVol on November 30, 2012, 01:38:26 EST I wonder if Jon would fly in a helocopter to the game of a player He's trying to recruit like Lame Kiffin did?
Title: Re: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: Creek Walker on November 30, 2012, 01:39:53 EST :evillaugh:
Please tell me that is a BDV original. :bow: Title: Re: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: VoLynteer on November 30, 2012, 01:42:30 EST As if a restraining order could stop me.
Title: Re: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: WoodstockVol on November 30, 2012, 01:44:08 EST As if a restraining order could stop me. LOL,You don't want to wind up on the website "The Smoking Gun" :evillaugh: Title: Re: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: Black Diamond Vol on November 30, 2012, 01:50:48 EST :evillaugh: Please tell me that is a BDV original. :bow: Yeah, I obviously have a little too much time on my hands. :dunno: Title: Re: Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands Post by: VoLynteer on November 30, 2012, 01:52:24 EST Yeah, I obviously have a little too much time on my hands. :dunno: Classic HOF post |