Now that I'm home, I want to give this post a proper response.
First of all, most of our electronic gizmos don't have real keyboards, but DO have an annoying autocorrect feature, which makes posting anything more than a sentence or two an exercise in tedium. Especially when you've had a few drinks.
Second, mobile data transfer in the campus area starts out slow on gameday, and only gets slower as the day goes on and more people flood the area. By kickoff, it pretty much grinds to a halt. Every year the powers that be at UT say they're going to fix this, but they never do.