I laughed

[PirateVOL]

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[Tnphil]

My neighbor.....26 year retired Marine would have done the same thing.

My youngest daughter married a Marine 6 years ago. I invited him (my neighbor and his wife to the wedding) My son in law was in his dress blues along with his brother who is a Marine and was his best man. Before the wedding I couldn't find my SIL or his brother.....I found them outside the church and my retired Marine neighbor was giving them a AT Attention inspection. I can tell you with a straight face....this former Navy man gave him a first rate ass chewing!!

[PirateVOL]

From the comments:
On a plus side, which went utterly unreported in this story, the tactical action of egging and TPing was conducted in an utterly professional and proficient manner.