Jon Gruden's Top Ten Unreasonable Contract Demands

[Black Diamond Vol]

10. To better keep tabs on his players' academic performance, he is to hold the dual position of Head Football Coach/Dean of Sociology

9. Prima Nocta rights to every new bride married in the state of Tennessee

8. Any player booted off the team or transferring is to be publicly shamed and excommunicated, "Branded" style:
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7. Restraining order against Lyn for the duration of his tenure

6. Written permission from the Governor to kick James Franklin's ass should their paths ever cross on the recruiting trail

5. Written permission from the Governor to kick Steve Spurrier's ass should their paths ever cross on the recruiting trail

4. Sunday Morning coach's show to be titled "The Jon fizzleing Gruden Power Hour"

3. Ownership stake in the Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Indians, Cleveland Cavaliers, Cleveland Golf Company, The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, and a private island in the middle of Lake Eerie

2. Weekly cameo on ABC's "Nashville"

1. Two words: The Chucksphere

[WoodstockVol]

I wonder if Jon would fly in a helocopter to the game of a player He's trying to recruit like Lame Kiffin did?

[Creek Walker]

 

Please tell me that is a BDV original. 

[VoLynteer]

As if a restraining order could stop me.

[WoodstockVol]

As if a restraining order could stop me.

LOL,You don't want to wind up on the website "The Smoking Gun"

[Black Diamond Vol]

Please tell me that is a BDV original. 

Yeah, I obviously have a little too much time on my hands. 

[VoLynteer]

Yeah, I obviously have a little too much time on my hands. 

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