Lyn, don't be mad at Peyton if he goes to the Titans. He's got two kids to support now, he's gotta go where the job is. 

Phil was the reason Arian sat on the bench. Phil made dumb decisions and it was time for him to hang it up. Players who disrespected their line coaches by throwing down their helmets during practice and walking out were allowed to have PT, even though the line coaches complained and told Phil they shouldn't be allowed to play. No disipline whatsoever on the team. Just my humble opinion, but by golly it's mine and I ain't changing it. 

Droner, are you going to make them pay a penalty fee? 

At least you are getting rain in your part of the state, so quit crying.

That is so cool!!! Bernie had to explain to me what "planking" meant. Should have know Arian would know how to do that. 

Having them is a bad thing, getting rid of them is a good thing.  My Urologist told me that the reason those stones hurt so bad is that if you could move, you'd be trying to take them out with a kitchen knife. 

Barbi, I hate to hear that. Your Mom was always so kind to me. Going to their house on Friday nights before the game was always a special treat for me, I loved every minute of it. Prayers are sent up for you and the rest of your family, especially mindful of Tim. 

I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.

Wow.....now, look here kids.........this is what a REAL rant looks like. Wish I could have heard it too.