...and probably won't happen at all.
It's been the overriding theme regarding this game in the national media: "You Vols fans had better behave yourselves and not pick on poor widdle Lane". Case in point:
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/91607/tennessee-should-move-on-from-kiffin-dramaThat article was written by a bammer beat guy. As if we give a shizzle how he thinks we should behave. I've seen a half dozen similar articles this week, and they were even ranting about it on Mike and Mike this morning. So I'm gonna rant right back, bullet point style:
1. If you aren't a Vol, you don't get to have an opinion on this matter. STFU.
2. Show me one, JUST ONE, instance where someone is seriously planning to do physical harm to Lane Kiffin tomorrow. I'll even accept anonymous message board posts. Just because Lane's Mommy is afraid for his life doesn't mean something is going to happen. Remember, this woman is the matriarch of a family that has proven over the years to have, shall we say, a murky relationship with the truth. Here's what WILL happen: Lane will get booed. He'll get heckled. It will be loud, obnoxious, and profane enough to make Daniel Tosh blush. And that's it. It's better than Lane deserves, but that's it. When you pull the shizzle he did, and then return to the scene of the crime with our biggest rival, it should be expected. And if he can't handle that, then he needs to look into changing professions.
3. LANE KIFFIN IS NOT THE fizzleING VICTIM HERE. He's not at all innocent in this matter. So please, stop acting like we're going stone Santa Claus to death.
4. Of the two fanbases represented in Neyland Stadium tomorrow, only one has a recent documented history of destroying rivals' sacred landmarks, vandalizing their rivals' campuses, sexually assaulting rival fans in public, sucker punching their rivals' NFL alumni in bars, and physically attacking opposing fans in the stands. And it aint the ones wearing orange. So why the hell are WE the ones being patronized here?
5. National media outlets have spent this entire week excoriating an entire fanbase for something that hasn't even happened. So when the game comes and goes, and STILL nothing has happened, can we expect them all to apologize publicly? I won't hold my fizzleing breath.
6. See #1.