PirateVOL
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« on: February 07, 2014, 11:58:50 EST » |
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Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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All men dream: but not equally. Those who Dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds Wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the Dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they May act their dream with open eyes, to make it Possible. This I did. —T. E. Lawrence, The Seven Pillars of Wisdom _________________________________________________________________________________________________ "If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly." - David Hackworth "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet" General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
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Hollerboy
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2014, 12:37:16 EST » |
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“What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?” –
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Tnphil
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2014, 12:52:53 EST » |
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He said the sheriff is near..
Naw gall darn it, I said the sheriff is........ding...ding.
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CornFromAJar
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 01:54:47 EST » |
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"As chairman of the Welcoming Committee, it is my privilege to extend this laurel and hearty handshake to our new..."
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Hollerboy
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2014, 02:08:28 EST » |
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A wed wose. How womantic.
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Hollerboy
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2014, 02:14:26 EST » |
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I want rustlers,cut throats, murderers,bounty hunters,desperados,mugs, pugs,thugs,nitwits,halfwits,dimwits,vipers, snipers,con men,Indian agents,Mexican bandits,muggers,buggerers,bushwhackers, hornswogglers,horse thieves,bull dykes,train robbers,bank robbers,ass-kickers,shizzle-kickers and Methodists.
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CornFromAJar
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2014, 03:55:45 EST » |
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Qualifications?
Stampedin' cattle.
That's not much of a crime.
Through the Vatican?
Kinkyyy. Sign here.
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EmerilVOL
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2014, 01:53:50 EST » |
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Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
You people are gifted like that? It's twue it's twue
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I made this post and I approved it. EmerilVOL
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Tnphil
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2014, 05:48:13 EST » |
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That was close....we dang near went and lost a 400 dollar hand cart!!
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HerbTarlekVol
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2014, 08:10:30 EST » |
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Go Army - Beat Navy!
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CornFromAJar
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2014, 11:57:22 EST » |
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You men will merely be risking your lives, while I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture!
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73Volgrad
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2014, 03:18:41 EST » |
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That's Hedley!!!
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CornFromAJar
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2014, 10:02:19 EST » |
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That's Hedley!!!
What are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her!
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PanhandleVol
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2014, 01:29:55 EST » |
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films (such as Blazin' Saddles) and as to why he did not appear in the classic (my favorite comedy of all time) "Young Frankenstien". He said Gene Wilder told him he would not do the film unless Brooks promised to not appear. Wilder hated Brooks doing crazy stuff like he did off the cuff in Blazin' Saddles.
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BanditVol
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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2014, 06:47:10 EST » |
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films (such as Blazin' Saddles) and as to why he did not appear in the classic (my favorite comedy of all time) "Young Frankenstien". He said Gene Wilder told him he would not do the film unless Brooks promised to not appear. Wilder hated Brooks doing crazy stuff like he did off the cuff in Blazin' Saddles.
Well as great as Blazing Saddles is, I have always hated the ending. That ending is probably the type of crap Wilder was talking about.
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"The speed of our movements is amazing, even to me, and must be a constant source of surprise to the Germans.” G. Patton
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