Bammerfan is just a ruse started under the Stallings regime and continued to this day to trick us into believing that not all Crimson Tide followers are obnoxious tree killing knuckle draggers who pollute the otherwise pristine paradise of SEC football.
Oh yes, he may talk like a reasonable, enjoyable fellow football fan, but in reality is a diabolically constructed computer avatar designed to trap the unwary. I wouldn't be surprised if his real existence doesn't reside somewhere deep within some highly classified government agency.
And don't click on any of the links he posts from Russia Today.
Solid advice in your last sentence...RT is a sponsored by the SVR and is an official propaganda arm of the Kremlin.
I'm not a government automaton, but I am fairly skilled at elicitation and provocation when the need arises. You're tax dollars weren't wasted.