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« on: October 22, 2013, 11:47:32 EDT »

Don't be trying to hurt our players, cheaters. 
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 12:41:49 EDT »

Quit trying to pay our players. Our boys are good decent boys. Them Bama boys will ruin our lilly-white reputation. So are you still in the service? How have you been?
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 01:15:02 EDT »

Bammerfan is just a ruse started under the Stallings regime and continued to this day to trick us into believing that not all Crimson Tide followers are obnoxious tree killing knuckle draggers who pollute the otherwise pristine paradise of SEC football.

Oh yes, he may talk like a reasonable, enjoyable fellow football fan, but in reality is a diabolically constructed computer avatar designed to trap the unwary.  I wouldn't be surprised if his real existence doesn't reside somewhere deep within some highly classified government agency. 

And don't click on any of the links he posts from Russia Today.
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 01:25:33 EDT »

Dang, UT must be blipping the map if Bama fans have come back to the board. That doesn't mean anything for Saturday but things might be getting back to normal around here. 
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 02:27:53 EDT »

Don't be trying to hurt our players, cheaters. 

Taken after drinking your "99 problems"????
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 04:32:39 EDT »

Quit trying to pay our players. Our boys are good decent boys. Them Bama boys will ruin our lilly-white reputation. So are you still in the service? How have you been?

Yes, still in the service...only six more years until I'm eligible to retire so I can't quit now. I've been pretty good, though this year has been stressful. The sequestration and government shutdown was starting to look like Christmas was going to be cancelled, but I suppose we are OK until the next Congressional poopfest. (to Congress, that is)
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2013, 04:39:23 EDT »

Bammerfan is just a ruse started under the Stallings regime and continued to this day to trick us into believing that not all Crimson Tide followers are obnoxious tree killing knuckle draggers who pollute the otherwise pristine paradise of SEC football.

Oh yes, he may talk like a reasonable, enjoyable fellow football fan, but in reality is a diabolically constructed computer avatar designed to trap the unwary.  I wouldn't be surprised if his real existence doesn't reside somewhere deep within some highly classified government agency. 

And don't click on any of the links he posts from Russia Today.

Solid advice in your last sentence...RT is a sponsored by the SVR and is an official propaganda arm of the Kremlin.

I'm not a government automaton, but I am fairly skilled at elicitation and provocation when the need arises. You're tax dollars weren't wasted.

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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2013, 04:40:53 EDT »

Taken after drinking your "99 problems"????

Sir, I do not believe that I would have a problem in the world if I was taking pictures of those headlights after drinking my problems away 
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2013, 03:37:58 EDT »

Don't be trying to hurt our players, cheaters. 


Thats a real gooood loooookin shirt if ya know what I mean!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2013, 04:21:02 EDT »

I only have two things to say about that shirt.....
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2013, 06:00:05 EDT »

Come in, Tokyo...
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