May this Festivus bring you much happiness, joy, or grief as appropriate!
I will forgo the Airing of Grievances because nobody wants to hear the whining of an old man about how much better the old days were. Just a hint: you either were not paying attention in the old days or your memory is bad and/or selective if you keep talking about the Good Old Days.
These days my Feats of Strength involve getting up and down the steps between floors without stopping for knee pain.
I wish I had an aluminum pole for the living room. Instead, I put up a Christmas tree for the second year in a row after not putting one up for 15 years. This year it is in the living room in 17 years. The aluminum pole would be much easier.
I am awaiting a Festivus miracle. Maybe I am just not paying attention.
Regardless, may your Festivus meal of red-colored meat loaf on lettuce be as tasty as ever!!!
