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Title: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: droner on October 03, 2013, 07:11:37 EDT
I swear 75% of the people that come to my office ask where the bathrooms are as soon as they get here.  :old:



Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: HerbTarlekVol on October 03, 2013, 07:12:33 EDT
Maybe they are drinking as much wine as you are?   



Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: Tnphil on October 03, 2013, 07:42:14 EDT
Maybe when they see you it scares this piss out of them? :biggrin:


Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: PirateVOL on October 03, 2013, 08:09:12 EDT
Maybe when they see you it scares this piss out of them? :biggrin:
Ding!  We have a winner (it's the gold plated sheep sheers hanging on the wall behind his desk I'm sure) :naughty: :beer: :dielaughing:


Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: 73Volgrad on October 03, 2013, 08:13:24 EDT
Droner, how far out in the sticks or how far off the beaten path is your office?  As a certified cranky old man, I never pass a bathroom without trying.


Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: Creek Walker on October 03, 2013, 08:18:54 EDT
It's pretty common medical knowledge that pressure on the prostate creates a sense of urgency to urinate. So how hard are you sticking it to them?  :biggrin:


Title: On a related note: does anyone hate to poop at their own office or place of
Post by: volsboy on October 03, 2013, 08:34:28 EDT
business. Some people won't.


Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: droner on October 03, 2013, 08:38:08 EDT
Droner, how far out in the sticks or how far off the beaten path is your office?  As a certified cranky old man, I never pass a bathroom without trying.

I'm in the city. It's like they wait until they get here to do it. I think they don't even go at home just so they can do it here.  :biggrin:


Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: BanditVol on October 03, 2013, 09:58:49 EDT
I'm in the city. It's like they wait until they get here to do it. I think they don't even go at home just so they can do it here.  :biggrin:

Probably just a long drive and you have mostly older clients.

No charge this time.   :naughty:


Title: Re: Why do people wait until they get to my office to urinate?......
Post by: Volznut on October 03, 2013, 10:07:33 EDT
Take the urinal out of your office and they won't urinate in it