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CTU has yet to come across a situation that Jack Bauer couldn’t handle.  But if they ever did, they’d call Josh Dobbs.

If at first the breaks go against them, UT players traditionally put on more steam.  Josh Dobbs just gets more awesome.

Josh Dobbs had his breakout game last week.  As a tribute to his greatness, McDonald’s subsequently brought back the McRib.

When Mr. T pities the fools, he’s referring to Josh Dobbs’ opponents.

Josh Dobbs throws the football so hard, it changes global weather patterns.  This is how the current “polar vortex” came to be.

Josh Dobbs briefly dated Taylor Swift.  When they broke up, she wrote a song titled “It Was All My Fault”.

When he was 4, Josh Dobbs invented his very own functioning Iron Man suit.  But as he got older and grew into his abilities, he realized that the suit was just redundant.

Kim Kardashian’s nude photo spread was clearly a not-so-veiled, desperate attempt to get Josh Dobbs’ attention.

Usain Bolt is known as the "Fastest Man Alive".  But only because Josh Dobbs chose football over track.