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Title: Where do you think you're going? Post by: Black Diamond Vol on December 24, 2014, 02:50:38 EST Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. Nooooooo, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f'ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the nuthouse. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: Tnphil on December 24, 2014, 03:24:11 EST Don't go putting any of that on my sled Clarke....I had to have that metal plate in my head removed because every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd pi$$ my pants and forget who I was for 30 minutes or so. :dielaughing:
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: CornFromAJar on December 24, 2014, 04:53:31 EST Next year, I'm gonna have all of you here to dedicate the pool.
I can't swim, Clark. I know that, Eddie. Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: Black Diamond Vol on December 24, 2014, 05:02:08 EST Eddie, can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: Tnphil on December 24, 2014, 05:55:32 EST Surprised! Surprised!......I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewed to the carpet!
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: CornFromAJar on December 24, 2014, 09:52:06 EST Merry Christmas! Shizzler's full!
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: golfingvol on December 24, 2014, 03:09:07 EST Hey Griswold! Where do you think you are going to put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you. You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way. I wasn't talking to you. Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: volsboy on December 24, 2014, 04:05:33 EST I pledge allegiance to the flag............
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: midtnvol on December 25, 2014, 01:55:12 EST She falls down a well, eyes go crossed. Gets kicked by a mule they go back to normal. I don't know.
Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: GreggO on December 25, 2014, 01:27:35 EST A one year membership to the jelly of the month club.................. Title: Re: Where do you think you're going? Post by: CornFromAJar on December 25, 2014, 10:49:57 EST Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$ed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shizzle he is! Hallelujah! Holy shizzle! Where's the Tylenol?
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