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Dis is former repasentive Corrinne Brown.  Dont wurry, im not here to tell you how my Flarda Gata are gonna beat you hilbillies wunce agin.  Im not here to talk abowt how da Universee o' Flarda is da best ackademik skool in da country.  Even tho it IS- i meen, dem folks sent me to Washinton for over 20 yeers, so you KNOW dey is smart.  Go Gata.  Im not here to talk abowt how Corch John Mackelvain and all his gusty playas are gonna open up a can on you whiteys and win anutha Nashal Tyla.  I wont even talk abowt Corch Irvin Myas, Tim Tivo, or Percy Harvey.

No, I kame here today to axe you for help.  Pleese konsider donating to my legal d'fence fund...er, i mean, to help all dem poor Flardans who lost everthing in da recent fires.  I mean mudslides.  Or hurracanes- whatver.  Yo tax dedukabal donation will hopfuly help me cheet justice provyde releef  to all dem po famblies  who is strugglin rite now.  Make yo checks payble to eether James Smith, atturny at law, OR Da honerble Judge Timothy Corrigan, and dey will see dat yo money gets to da right peeple.

Thanx agin, and Go Gata.

wun tu fee foe fiv..dem mighty gata dont take no jive.  sii  saben ate nin tin  Corrine Brown headed to da pen!