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Title: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: Black Diamond Vol on February 27, 2010, 09:27:23 EST
I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their stupid little holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: Clockwork Orange on February 27, 2010, 09:30:02 EST
Woo!  :thumbup:  :dielaughing:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: 101stDad on February 27, 2010, 09:31:11 EST
 :dielaughing:

The only thing that could have made it any better would have been a Dwayne Case/Emery Freight Overnight and a Jeff Shepherd/punk reference.   :clap:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: PirateVOL on February 27, 2010, 09:31:30 EST
Woo!  :thumbup:  :dielaughing:
like the rupparees,
I swallowed my whistle ... :naughty:


Title: Love it!
Post by: Navol on February 27, 2010, 09:36:43 EST
Gold Medal Rant! Thomas Paine could have taken lessons from you! :clap: :naughty:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: VoLynteer on February 27, 2010, 09:37:08 EST
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbup: :thumbup: :dude:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: ReVOLver on February 27, 2010, 09:39:03 EST
Am I expected to delete this? Wouldn't that be like pushing through a circle of people who are oohing and aahing at a beautiful flower and ripping it up by the roots?


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: RockinGrannyVol on February 27, 2010, 09:56:58 EST
I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes. 

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud. 

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass. 

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years. 

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.


Well done!!
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


Title: Ha! Actually, France still has about 25% of the world...
Post by: bUTros bUTros-VOLlie on February 27, 2010, 10:22:36 EST
I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.

and used to have about 1/3 not very long ago. They also kicked a$$ for us in our revolution and in 1812. Must have won something, huh...to have that much territory? Calipari is no Napoleon.


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: BigOrange Maniac on February 28, 2010, 12:19:48 EST
 :bow:  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: SmokeyJoe on February 28, 2010, 12:32:08 EST
Hear, Hear!  I'm going to share this with some UK friends
:biggrin:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: tnflower on February 28, 2010, 12:33:24 EST
Quote
I hate your dumbass blue hair fans who show up en mass to road games acting like they're entitled to something.  Hope you have a LONG trip home, #badword#s.

I hate your lying, cheating, POS coach.  NCAA, when are you going to put this MickeyFickey out of business?  Two words for you:  Show.  Cause.

I hate your uniforms, what with their faggoty-ass holographic horses sewn into the fabric.  But I REALLY hate that goddamn swoosh.  It is appropriate, however, that you should display the emblem of the one major sponsor who has stuck by Tiger Woods.

I hate that fair-weather fan, airhead bitch ashley judd.

I hate your bag man World Wide Wes.  

But you know what I LOVE?

I love that you showed up in Knoxville dressed like soldiers.  Were those outfits borrowed from the French Army?  Because they sure as hell weren't from the US military.  When our military goes to battle, they win.  And when they gain the upper hand, like you did when you tied the game and had the ball with the chance to go ahead, they finish the deal.  To the contrary, you went out on an 0-9 run like a bunch of pussies.  You gained the high ground, and you promptly surrendered.  France would be proud.  

Soldiers going to battle?  You aren't worthy to wear that gear.  Take those camo hats and blow them out your ass.  

I love that YOU guys, of all people, are whining about the refs right now.  Look at the boxscore and try to explain away the discrepancies in fouls and FTA's, you morons.  Is this why you're called the bluegrass state?  Is that grass so blue because it's so well fertilized by all the bullshizzle that comes out of your mouths?

You guys will hang some banners in Rupp this April, for sure.  You've almost clinched the SEC regular season title, and who knows what you'll get beyond that.  Cal and Wes got what they paid for with this recruiting class.  But a word of advice:  When you hang those banners, hang them with velcro.  It will make it a lot easier to take them down when the NCAA inevitably bitch-slaps you in a couple years.  

Face it:  You have a collection of 5 star players being led by a 3 star coach.  And everything they've achieved this year will eventually be forfeited.  I know it, you know it, and Chris Mills knows it.  Everything you've ever accomplished in this sport has been through cheating.  Why should this season be any different?  Enjoy it while you can.  But those of us without our heads up our asses know that it's about as legit as one of Bernie Madoff's financial statements.







Wow.....now, look here kids.........this is what a REAL rant looks like. Wish I could have heard it too.  :dude:


Title: OK, I guess that was the rant....
Post by: midtnvol on February 28, 2010, 12:36:34 EST
decent. Understated, but decent. :cool:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: 101stDad on February 28, 2010, 12:39:29 EST
Hear, Hear!  I'm going to share this with some UK friends
:biggrin:

You have UK friends?  That expains a lot.   :moon: 


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: XHotlanta on February 28, 2010, 12:51:23 EST
DAYUM!   That's a "keepers" post to be inscribed on the next Voyager spacecraft launched into space to be read by all civilizations everywhere ... TNX for posting that pal.  You da' man!   :thumbup:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: iVol on February 28, 2010, 04:45:49 EST
Please pin this for a while
This rant is HOF worthy!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: EmerilVOL on March 01, 2010, 04:24:00 EST
Am I expected to delete this? Wouldn't that be like pushing through a circle of people who are oohing and aahing at a beautiful flower and ripping it up by the roots?

Touch that tulip and you'll get some serious crap at the next tailgate you attend!!!!


Title: Re: Dear Kentucky, oh how I hate you.
Post by: WoodstockVol on September 13, 2011, 11:00:12 EDT
My Wife and inlaws are hugh Mildcat fans. I've got a huge hate going for UK since they're shoved down My throat by My inlaws during football and basketball season!