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Title: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Volznut on April 10, 2012, 02:27:55 EDT
Every time I call him and he answers the phone "Good morning, Johnson Wang" I have to hold back a chuckle. You can't make up stuff like that.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Black Diamond Vol on April 10, 2012, 02:58:17 EDT
I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho. :laugh:


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Volznut on April 10, 2012, 03:20:06 EDT
I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho. :laugh:

You made that up.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: droner on April 10, 2012, 04:11:11 EDT
I had a female client whose first name was Dorcas.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Black Diamond Vol on April 10, 2012, 04:39:54 EDT
You made that up.

Nope.  True story.  In fact, I ran into him just last year when I was up in Knoxville.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Volznut on April 10, 2012, 04:40:56 EDT
Nope.  True story.  In fact, I ran into him just last year when I was up in Knoxville.

LOL. That would be awesome



Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Stogie Vol on April 10, 2012, 04:41:49 EDT
I had a female client whose first name was Dorcas.

i think that's a biblical name.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: ChattanoogaVol on April 10, 2012, 05:46:38 EDT
I used to work with a Vietnamese guy named Phat Ho. :laugh:
Damn...................................johnson wang/phat ho.......................................priceless......

 :powert:


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: Oldvol75 on April 10, 2012, 11:13:42 EDT
I had a kid in my class once an his last name was "FIFE"! I promise that this is true, his sisters name was "Channel Number Fife"!


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: 73Volgrad on April 11, 2012, 02:41:52 EDT
When my wife was working in social services, she had to go out in the lobby to call out "Phat Ho. Is there a Phat Ho in the lobby?".  She said she got a lot of strange and mad looks as the lady got up and walked to her.  She said part way through she realized what she had said.  She had to go to the bathroom for a couple of minutes until she quit laughing.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: BanditVol on April 11, 2012, 03:13:11 EDT
I have a colleague named "Les Johnson".   And Les is his middle name.  He just doesn't seem to get it.   :dielaughing:


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: ReVOLver on April 12, 2012, 05:10:32 EDT
I used to work with two accountants whose last names were Chaffin and Peters... They left to start their own firm, too... Chaffin - Peters.

My advisor contact at TTU COB (before I settled on Bethel for my MBA) was Barbara Glasscock.


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: VoLynteer on April 13, 2012, 04:40:42 EDT
I used to work with two accountants whose last names were Chaffin and Peters... They left to start their own firm, too... Chaffin - Peters.

My advisor contact at TTU COB (before I settled on Bethel for my MBA) was Barbara Glasscock.
I grew up with a boy named Hunter Beavers. 


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: ReVOLver on April 13, 2012, 09:58:07 EDT
I grew up with a boy named Hunter Beavers. 

When I was in high school me and three of my choir buddies got two days of in school suspension because we were practicing for a talent show after school in the ISS room and signed the ISS sign in sheet with names like "Craven Morehead", "Anita Morehead", "Phil McCrotch", etc. Our voice coach ratted us out. The principal was not amused... he said "If you think it's so funny you can just sit in there for 2 days" and made us wear nametags with one of the names on it. I was "Phil McCrotch". No way that would fly today, but it was hilarious and embarrassing all at the same time.

I am cracking up just thinking about it. Maybe one day I'll actually grow up. Ahh, high school.  :laugh:


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: biggin on April 14, 2012, 03:21:34 EDT
This is the god honest true when I was in the navy I worked with a guy named Jeff Dick.  His wife's first name was named Anita.  Too funny to be not true. 


Title: Re: I have a new colleague named Johnson Wang
Post by: droner on April 17, 2012, 06:49:58 EDT
I just got an email from a woman whose last name is Bedgood.