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Dear Lord, a bagful of cash is not only unimaginative and obvious, it's also the biggest cliche' of a violation that there is.

Don't be a cheater. But most importantly, don't be a stupid cheater.

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Said by the same MORON whos said Jason Witten was a viable candidate for HC
Note he used "source"

Those closer to the situation indicate a more "refined" method of cheating, one I can see happening based on a video released on how we operated official visits

Regardless, this is amazing stuff. I'll also contend the folks involved didn't pick up the habit here.

Yep!  I wonder where they got it?  :naughty:

If true, we need to send McDonald's a bill for advertisement  :laugh:

I hope so. Money in a McDonalds bag would smell. And that is so unrefined.

I had a real estate closing one day for a guy that ran a local burger joint. About 10 minutes before the appointment I began to smell hot dogs. I walked up front and he was there with a paper bag containing $50,000 in cash.The bottom of the bag was so saturated in grease that the bottom was about to fall out. I can't take more than $10,000 in cash unless I fill out IRS paper work. So I sent him out to get a cashier's check. He came back with about 10 checks. I think he went to every bank in town.

When I was in the UK I needed a UK back account, mostly to pay all my UK bills, Cars, house, utilities, etc.
Also, as an aside, for UK tax purposes it had to be an offshore bank that I could trade in the UK - see Isle of Mann
What I was amazed about was that most every quarter I transferred >$10K into my UK account, no questions asked.
As long I xfered the money between accounts I owned, the IRS didn't give a damn, but the gave a BIG damn at tax time about the amount in the UK account, oh boy did they!

BTW, in a note of WIERDNESS, the UK tax year is April 6th - April 5th - why, I haven't a clue

That's funny.  When I bought my first house, I made a downpayment of 54K.  I joked with the attorneys that I had thought about bringing it in as pennies.  They were not amused!

Also when I asked my bank about getting a 54K withdraw the manager on duty basically went ape shizzle.  I asked him if the issue was having enough money on hand and he got really defensive about it.  Then my real estate agent said "please bring a check" and I did. 

I really wanted to pay cash though.  That would have been fun.  :naughty:

One of the first transactions I ever closed was a warehouse that a guy from Switzerland was buying. After I went over the figures I showed him his bottom line which was just over $200,000.00. He reached down and brought up one of those metal briefcases. He opened it up and inside was $200,000.00 in hundreds. I made him go to the bank with me to deposit it. This was before the $10,000.00 limit.