We ALL thought he was a good guy. But now we know that was all just a facade.
Honestly, I didn't even know. This was just a fishing expedition on my part. I know that ANY wealthy public figure is likely to have faced a civil suit or two in their lives, so I went digging. First, I googled "Tim Tebow lawsuit", and it turned up nothing (beacuse
of course it did). Then I asked myself, "Okay, who's the SECOND most revered croc?". And lo and behold, lookie what I found.
But this does beg an important question: How is it that this happened last year and no one heard about it? The only logical answer: THERE WAS A COVERUP! That's right, Emmitt Smith, that privileged 1%'er, has made a career of stealing from the working poor and middle class, and his sycophantic minions in the media have helped him cover his tracks every step of the way.
Well no longer. I'm shining the light of truth on that POS and all of his nefarious activities. Hell, I bet the SOB even bought off the judges on "Dancing With The Stars". Everyone knows that Jerry Springer had better moves that season anyway. OH, THE OUTRAGE! THE FAKE PC OUTRAGE!