Dis is Repsentative Corinne Brown. BVD left his internet thingy open to this page, so I thought I'd take this time to gradulate you hillbillies on your win yesterday. But you should know, this week your going up against not just the best ack! ademik skool, but the atheltic skool in the country. Go Gata.
Let's do a quick fact check: My Flarda Gatas done won 10 straight over you crackas. Corch John Mackelvain and his gusty playas are undefeeted again and are well on there way to another B-S BCS nashal chammonship. Now that Corch Irvin Myas, Tim Tivo, and Percy Harvey are gone, yall may THINK that this is the year you break the streak, but I hate to say it- everthing is just not all equal. It is CLEAYA, dat da Gatas are SUPERB, to ANY otha skools with the confrences dat we play in.
So in closin', I wanna leave you again with the gatas chant that I just love:
WON...TOO FEE FO FIVE!
DEN DEM GATA DON'T TAKE NO JIVE!