Really? Really?!? How about showing a little class and maturity, and remember that these are 18-22 year olds. Considering the context, this may be the most ridiculous post I've read here. For your sake, I hope you're drunk.
I don't drink, and I don't think getting drunk is anything close to a mature activity. If you don't like my hyperbole I'm not going to try force you to, but I'm not going to stop it because you think I literally want the players to get a bullet in the head. Last point, I don't care how old these grown men "kids" are, age is not an excuse to lack effort. 3rd graders have to give effort.