While cleaning up old emails, I ran across this

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from Don Tilly, AKA Tango..
 

 Wisdom from the mouths of  "  babes....  "
    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
   
    ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like
    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the
    chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10
   
    ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to
    marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who
    you're stuck with.
    -- Kirsten, age 10
   
   
    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
   
    ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by
    then.
    -- Camille, age 10
   
    ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.
    -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
   
    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
   
    ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at
    the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8
   
    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
   
    ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8
   
    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
   
    ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know
    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
   
    ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)
   
    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
    SOUR?
   
    ( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
    -- Craig, age 9
   
    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
   
    ( 1 ) When they're rich.
    --- Pam, ! age 7
   
    ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess
    with that.
    -- Curt, age 7
   
    ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals!)
   
    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
   
    ( 1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
   
    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
   
    ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8
   
   
    And the #1 Favorite is........
   
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
   
    ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

    cement truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10