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« on: November 08, 2014, 04:01:33 EST »

The character Neo in The Matrix is loosely based on Josh Dobbs.

The Department of Defense is currently perfecting a new state of the art rocket launcher, built from cloned genetic material taken from Josh Dobbs' right arm.

Josh Dobbs is an aeronautical engineering major.  It seems odd that he'd want to learn about flying machines, seeing as he is capable of flying under his own power.

When he was 13, Josh Dobbs once pleasured himself in a public swimming pool, and inadvertently impregnated 17 women...and two men.  All of his children, now age 6, already hold scholarship offers from every major university in the country.

Josh Dobbs' missing eyebrows are currently working in West Africa, and are very close to finding the cure for ebola.

Dave Hart is working on a home and home series with Hawaii.  The bulk of the team will get there by charter flight.  Josh Dobbs prefers to walk.

Little-known alternate ending to "Scarface": Tony Montana looks to the sky and sees a blimp displaying the message The World is Josh Dobbs'.  Tony immediately turns himself in, serves his prison sentence, and spends the rest of his life doing charity work.  The end.

Josh Dobbs once served as a member of Seal Team Six.  Back then, it was just known as Seal Six.

Creed hasn't released a new album since Josh Dobbs' career began.  Coincidence?  I think not.
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2014, 04:59:34 EST »

I'll have what you're drinking!
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2014, 03:08:39 EST »

I could do without number 4 ( ), but otherwise good stuff.   
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