One day it's all coming crashing down.........

[droner]

First, my email won't send emails. I can get them, I just can't send them. Then someone hit a power pole and took out the power, internet and phones for two hours. The power and the internet are back, but the phones are out.

I, for one, will welcome the gigantic electromagnetic pulse from the solar flare that will just fry all of this stuff and take me out my misery.

Oh, by the way, we send and receive a lot of money by wire. But there is massive wire fraud going on so we have started using a new advanced piece of equipment that is hack-proof to send out our wiring instructions. What is that amazing piece of hardware?

The FAX machine. 

[Tnphil]

I have a FAX machine in my study.....Haven't used it in so long there's funny looking stuff growing out of it. I think I wore it out faxing stuff back and forth to the IRS during a audit a few years back so I blame the IRS for wearing it out. My next tax filing I'm going to file it as a deduction...Screw-em. I think I paid around $6,000 for it. 

[SmokeyJoe]

First, my email won't send emails. I can get them, I just can't send them. Then someone hit a power pole and took out the power, internet and phones for two hours. The power and the internet are back, but the phones are out.

I, for one, will welcome the gigantic electromagnetic pulse from the solar flare that will just fry all of this stuff and take me out my misery.

Oh, by the way, we send and receive a lot of money by wire. But there is massive wire fraud going on so we have started using a new advanced piece of equipment that is hack-proof to send out our wiring instructions. What is that amazing piece of hardware?

The FAX machine. 

Duh! Technology is not our savior 👍